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Tweak says, "Just because it's not nice doe"

Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-07-05 21:18:00

Current mood:	satisfied
Entry tags:	alice, banru, flauros, light, lucifer, mello, mitch, shinji, wesker

Not Soon Enough
Been training Shinji how to shoot properly. He's not as bad as he initially thought he was. Damn kid needs to give himself more credit. Sure, he'll never be as good as me - no one will ever be - but he's got the basics down. Maybe it'll give him something to do. It'll also help keep him from killin' himself, cuz just like little Mitch, he's got a lot going for him.

I feel like a mentor. How bizarrely thrilling it is! My greatness is prolific, hehe.

New shits arrived today. Three - four? - of them, I think. I can't keep track. I don't really care anyway. What do I do to at least remember their names? Mello....hm. Mellodramatic. Allen. Oldspice. He sounds like an aftershave kind of ladies' man. Banru. Baaanru....LIBERACE. Suits him and his fruity kicks, too. Wesker. Don't know much about him. Might as well just leave it at Wesker. Wanker if he, eheh, rubs me the wrong way.

Okay, that wasn't funny.

Whaddya know, I'm 'crack'ing down on my own jokes. I'm disappointing.

Other than that, I've decided to follow the so-called lead of some of the others right now. I'm peeling bananas and keeping my eye on the little tykes in Asgard. Light's in some drama. I wonder if he could ever live without it. He won't let me in *sniffles*.

They've got a shitload of new arrivals. For fuck's sake, aren't they already screwed up enough as it is? Yeah, bring in more recruits. It'll make it all the more fun to eradicate them.

You know, I wonder what happened to that Alice chick. I was only in her body for one day. Almost makes me want to be a woman again. Just to see what it's like. It's been three....two...no three....maybe two...years.

Meh. Women are weak.

Maybe I should go say hi to her. Just for pity's sake.

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	1st_lord 2008-07-06 07:01 am UTC (link)
	You, see Alice...? This sounds interesting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:05 am UTC (link)
	What can I say? Opposites attract~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-07-06 07:08 am UTC (link)
	I hear a bullet to the knees is a true sign of sincere feelings lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you know me so well! ♥ Whatcha been up to, pussycat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-07-06 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Let me know how it sounds when she cries out? Setting things up that...will become very notable in the forseeable future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:15 am UTC (link)
	I'll bring a tape recorder~ You always keep me guessing, Lucy. Ah, well, I look forward to it, whatever it'll be. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mello_keehl 2008-07-06 07:06 am UTC (link)
	MELLODRAMATIC?! Like I've never heard THAT one before... I calls it like I sees it, boyo. You're one cheese-face, that's for sure. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Right, because I was a pioneer of insults in my youth. It suits you, so get over it. Besides, if you've heard it all before, you wouldn't have been so angry to hear it this time, doll face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-07-06 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Mmf. That's right... my face is pretty... like a doll's... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:16 am UTC (link)
	And...your delusions...like a psycho's... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-07-06 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I'M A FUCKING PSYCHO DOLL AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THE FACT THAT I'LL NEVER DROP A GRUDGE!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Damn, I was so hoping for one of those! Guess I'll just have to suffer without. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-07-06 07:25 am UTC (link)
	FUCKYOOOOOOU! [OOC: This is Mello's rude parting shot when he gets too OCD to argue more. xD ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, but no thanks! =D Buh-bye, baby. {AN: He is a spitfire, ain't he? I can see a lot of fun times ahead for these two~} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-07-07 01:23 am UTC (link)
	((OOC: xD Spitfire is one way to put it. More like, an outlet for everything hilarious and vulgar that L really can't say. ^^ But I frickin' love playing such a loose cannon! )) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
	{AN: Yeheheheeeeesss...we love Mello. We love him very much. And you and Mello are magnificently hilarious! =D} (Reply to this) (Parent)

	very_bad_advice 2008-07-06 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Oldspice. You make me sound like a sexy old man Sweety. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-06 08:46 am UTC (link)
	I call it like I smell it, sweet pea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firstofsix 2008-07-07 11:41 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to think that I have more style than Liberace. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Just because you'd like to think so doesn't necessarily mean it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-07-07 11:48 am UTC (link)
	You're shattering my dreams! Does this mean I won't ever become Miss America like mommy said I would? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it too badly. My mommy lied to me lots, too. You'll get over it, princess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-07-08 02:31 am UTC (link)
	A-are you sure? I don't think I can handle this pain! Where will I ever use those speeches I rehearsed about world peace?! (Reply to this) (Parent)