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Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-07-06 23:26:00

Current mood:	working
Entry tags:	light

Time To Get To Business
LIGHTY, GET YOUR FRISKY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE, WE NEED TO TALK.

All you other dumbfucks, take five. Hours. Sally's got some serious business to attend to.

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	yagami_light 2008-07-07 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Sal? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 08:37 am UTC (link)
	Greetings, my fair-weathered friend! Couple things. But I'll start off simply with - I'm meeting with Carrion tomorrow night~ It's gonna be exciting. I might even get seriously hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, as long as you're excited about it then I'm fine with it. Though, you getting seriously hurt may be a bad thing..but I won't stop you if you want to do so. Second matter of business? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it won't be like I'll ask for it. But if he gives me a little somethin'-somethin', I won't mind. And, yeesh, Light, pushy much? Here I thought you'd be at least grateful that someone gives a damn about you. Hang in there, okay? Everything'll be discussed in full, cross my beady black heart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Okay..sorry...A lot has been on my mind lately.... I am grateful..I just have a lot on my plate at the moment, so to speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry your pretty little head over it, honeybuns. We'll get to that, too. I'm gonna be thorough today, is all. Now, just a couple questions about Carrion, Christopher Carrion. What precisely did he do to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Private Light and Sal

yagami_light
2008-07-07 09:09 am UTC (link)

Well...Okay...Understand that I don't want to go into extreme detail, so I'll just go over the basics.

He somehow pinned me up to the wall without even getting near me. He then used those eels of his on me, which caused me to begin to hallucinate and feel incredibly afraid. These eels instill fear into your mind and make you live out or reenact your worst fear.

After a long time of that, he let me off the wall but then broke my left arm without even the slightest effort.

Those eels....I...I still have nightmares.

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Re: Private Light and Sal

rascal_phoenix
2008-07-07 09:22 am UTC (link)

Hmm...

That is....huh, that's actually pretty damn interesting. I take it you mean those eels from the fishtank stuck on his head. And here I just thought it was a really bad accident.

Still, he's gonna pay for that. I wonder if he'd be much without those little eels. Would you like them, Light? No one touches my buddy ~~without my permission~~. I mean it - if I can get them for you, do you want them?

~~Hm. Wonder what my worst fear is...~~

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	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 09:24 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I'd like to even look at them again..though...using them against others may be quite interesting. I'd love to use them on L..or his little blind 'friend.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Can't say I'd blame you. Now that's more like it! Come on, pussycat, give Sally all the juicy details. What'd L do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Private Light and Sal

yagami_light
2008-07-07 09:40 am UTC (link)

L's done many things.

But, at the moment...he is resisting my blackmail against him.

You see, I will tell you this much as I feel I may need your assistance at some point concerning this...he's in love with Blythe, the blind woman in Asgard.

I am currently threatening to hurt Blythe in order to get him to cooperate with me. I requested he basically sabotage the upcoming trial against his team. If not, I would hurt Blythe very badly...quite possibly do the same to her I did to him..you see?

But, despite that, he's resisting..as if he doesn't believe I'll do such a thing to her..what with Asgard's defenses and all.

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Re: Private Light and Sal

rascal_phoenix
2008-07-07 09:56 am UTC (link)

Ohoho, you've been very busy...

I've heard of the Blythe chick. Didn't know much about her other than the fact that she's, yeah, well, blind. Can't be good for self-confidence.

But awwwwwwww, L's in wuv. I'm almost disappointed in him. Didn't think he'd slip that far. After all, it's so clear the two of you were destined.

Now, now...Asgard's defenses? Fuck - Una went for a goddamn Sunday stroll through there. Defenses my ass. If that's what the assistance is all about, my dear Lighty, consider your offer accepted. Let's get rid of the riffraff, shall we?

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	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 10:04 am UTC (link)
	If L continues to resist..know I would like for you to retrieve his little girlfriend for me..Sound good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 10:13 am UTC (link)
	Generally, I like a little payment for my good deeds, but because I like you so much, this one's on the house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 10:22 am UTC (link)
	You can do anything you wish with her as well too, except kill her. I simply want L to know I mean business. If she truly dies, I will no longer have anything to bribe him with...so we won't kill her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 10:27 am UTC (link)
	It wouldn't be nearly as fun if she died right away. I'll be sure to keep her alive, at least. And after all is said and done, we can use her as target practice in the backyard. WHAT SAY YOU! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 10:28 am UTC (link)
	After all is said and done, I could care less what happens to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 10:40 am UTC (link)
	...You couldn't get more ant-climactic if you tried, darling. How 'bout we ship her body back to Asgard when we're finished, hm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Mmmm, sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 10:50 am UTC (link)
	That's my buddy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Is there anything else you wish to discuss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:11 am UTC (link)
	Other than the fact that I love you more than life itself~? Nope, nothing much else. You seem to like your conversations like you like band-aids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Apparently, the way things look, I like bandages more than I originally thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:28 am UTC (link)
	It's cool. We've all got our fetishes. I think they make you look dashing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:34 am UTC (link)
	Really now? You flatter me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:37 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't say it if it weren't true, hotstuff. Is there anything else I should know about while we're at it? Anybody else I should take care of for you~? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:40 am UTC (link)
	No, that is it so far..If I asked more of you I'd truly feel in debt to you. I already do, but then I'd start feeling guilty if I didn't give you anything in return. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:44 am UTC (link)
	Guilt is irrelevant, unnecessary. Oh, don't be that way! How else am I gonna get my kicks around here? You do me good, Lighty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:49 am UTC (link)
	I still would like to know of anything you might like me to get you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Hmm...I've got a lot of little plans going on. How about a raincheck. If something pops up, I'll give you a ring. How's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal yagami_light 2008-07-07 11:55 am UTC (link)
	Sounds good to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Light and Sal rascal_phoenix 2008-07-07 11:59 am UTC (link)
	Me too. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)