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Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix ([info]rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-07-09 22:40:00

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Current mood: mischievous
Entry tags:banru, carrion, emerald, light, mello, una

Hm
Well, whaddya know. Things are finally starting to get interesting around here.

I heard Mello and Banru with that bazooka. Nice weapon. Not as big as mine. I knew right away Banru had bad taste and he just advertised that to everyone. And Mello? Not really worth the afterthought.

Apparently, Una's taste is just as bad as Banru's, I've heard. Shame. I thought she was better than that.

Oh, Emerald, how I do ~miss~ you. The noises you made at night, the times I told you to get my guns out from between your legs (really, what a way to get 'banged'), the one day you were the mummy... There's just no one to pick on anymore. No one to have sex with everyone and distract them from coming on to me. I hope you died, Emerald. It would ease my heart.

*snort*

Light's doing better. He can speak in sentences.

And Carrion? Ooooh, Carrion, you are a handful. I've got my pretty little eye on you~.

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[info]bansheescry
2008-07-10 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh Dear.

I have bad taste now, Buttercup?

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 02:16 pm UTC (link)
For such an intelligent woman, you toy around the rabid chihuahua?

Buuuut so long as you don't grow attached to him, whatever you do is your business. I just think you coulda done better. Even Walter was more preferable than that thing.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Chihuahuas are sexy... and rabies is exotic and spontaneous. Of course she'd want me.

Tch... I also hope she doesn't get TOO attached to me... but for a half hour or so, it's perfectly OK. :) She's hot, unlike you.




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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Okay, scratch that - EVERYONE has shitty taste. Every last one of you.

Damn. It's a shame - I felt like I was put on this earth just to be attractive to you. I can't believe you'd reject me like that.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Shit can be highly evocative, you know.

Heh heh... if you were right here, in front of me, I would have KICKED you too.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
That's something a rabid chihuahua would think.

Kicked me? Not only are you rejecting me, but now you abuse me!? Why, what did I ever do to you? Kicking? ME!?

Oh, God, oh somebody hold me...

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. Shit brings out the primal parts of people. The most expensive perfumes in the world are made with undertones of pure shit.

I didn't actually kick you, so it's ridiculous that you're upset over this. Though, I guess if you're a hermaphrodite or can change sexes or whatever, you have more tender places to get kicked in. No wonder you're crying, trans-bitch.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:53 pm UTC (link)
That's perfume. Yours is pure body odor. Eau De Mello. Melleau.

Nope, not exactly. Nice guess. Unless I want something to be there, you can't kick it. You're stuck with yours all the time.

A blunt knife in the middle of the night could take care of that, though.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Geesh. Now you're threatening my pecker. Little Mello is trembling in my tight leather pants.

Comment on my body odor when you know what I smell like. Because one of us would probably be horribly maimed by now if we'd actually met.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 07:14 pm UTC (link)
'Little' is right.

Maimed? Who, me? Where? Do you know something I don't?

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, I have to keep my gun SOMEWHERE.

Probably lots of things.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 07:21 pm UTC (link)
You mean you only have one?

I highly doubt that, junior.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 07:24 pm UTC (link)
You think I have two peckers?

Sorry, sugar. Big things come in small packages, and no matter how much you wish, there'll never be enough man to go around.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Wow, maybe you weren't as impressive as you thought you were.

Actually, there'll never be enough man. Period.

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[info]bansheescry
2008-07-10 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I understand, Dear.

A rabid Chihuahua, eh? *chuckles*
Perhaps we should do a little something together, Dear.

Haven't seen you lately. *grin*

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 09:05 pm UTC (link)
You better.

And, no, you haven't. That's because I've been very busy plotting and planning. Plus, Emerald's back and she's already getting busy.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Relax, hon.

It's just jealous that it couldn't have a piece of ME.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:28 pm UTC (link)
It is grateful it doesn't have to ever half a piece of you. It's feeling pretty damn lucky right now.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Awww, Sal-dah'ling~ ♥ I knew you'd miss me!

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:27 pm UTC (link)
...Not really. Ten more of you showed up while you were gone.

Speaking of which, where the fuck were you.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I can always depend on you to cut to the chase~

All has been revealed in my post~ So go and look~

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Sorry for not scurrying over sooner.

And one of us has gotta be dependable around here.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:37 pm UTC (link)
You're forgiven~

I'm in time for the first trial, aren't I? It's not like I was involved with anything as important as a life or death situation before I left.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Well, then, you shoulda gotten out more often.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:43 pm UTC (link)
If only to discover more fascinating places for us to go hunting~

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm still a far cry from being happy with you.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-12 01:44 am UTC (link)
I know~ I'll make it up to you somehow. And it will be something you'll actually accept from me~

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[info]firstofsix
2008-07-11 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Bad taste? This, coming from you?

I've advertised nothing, Sally.

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