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Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-08-01 15:23:00

Current mood:	content
Entry tags:	blythe, light, malfunction day

Yo Ho No Hell No
I'm just....so relieved I got back to Niflheim on fucking time. Stayed ten minutes longer, and I'd be down in Davy Jones' Locker.

Speaking of which - twelve hours into this shit and already everyone's spitting out their cheap pirate slang? Really now, kiddies? Have some willpower, some damned self-respect. Pirate talk, come on...

My outfit's snazzy, though. Still got my guns. I can deal with it.

ANYWAY, boy, did I have fun in Asgard and Emptiness. I'm all up for sharing details. Really, now, it was quite the adventure. I got to rough up a little girl (slim pickings these days) and got to sit back and watch as Light played the big badass of the day.

The Perfect Day.

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	luke_lawliet 2008-08-01 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	An orphan's curse be the worst I giveth thee at present. Ye be lucky, but when lady luck smiles overly much on one, Davy oft waiteth with iron teeth or hemp girders. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-01 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	An orphan's curse, eh? Seriously? .....Riiiiiight. Either way, you're just sulking that I shot up your woman. Tough luck, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-01 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yea, thy curse be a dread one and a hateful mark on thy soul. Death be not far from ye. Forever becometh a blight when thee findeth such desperate joy in the tears of the righteous, and lasteth not long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-02 01:25 am UTC (link)
	How can I intelligently insult you when I have no idea what you just said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-02 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Ye be a blessed soul, in that tha' knowest not what tha' hast coming to thee. Venturest near to Asgard's ship, and I be giddy in mine desire to flog and keelhaul ye, and then to bowsprit what the barnacles ha' left. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rascal_phoenix
2008-08-03 01:42 am UTC (link)

Okay, that part I got.

And really now? And, right, I'd love to see what you'll do to me once you get your hands on me.

Lemme see...

Fair's fair, right?

So you'd shoot me, you'd take your gun and you'd beat the shit outta me, aaand...the barnacle thing sounds about right. That's basically what I did to your blind princess.

You shoulda been there...the face she made when I made her taste her own blood.....priceless.

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	luke_lawliet 2008-08-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Method be a better mistress than fury and contempt. And true revenge taketh time. Enjoyest ye what tha' hast left of thine life. Whether by mine hand or another's, thine days be numbered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-03 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Psh, greatness never dies. Go sit down. Your turn's over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bakuhatsushinji 2008-08-02 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	...I get the vague feeling he wants to kill you and that's about all I can understand. Kinda makes me wonder just how easily he's, like, affected by outside influences if he's talking like that already. I know there's a proper word for it, but I can't remember what it is. It's not persuasion and it's not manipulation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-08-02 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	He really can't help it, matey. Linguistically, L's a cultural chameleon. If others are speaking something, he'll master the syntax and accent and crap scary-soon. If the word you're looking for is "suggestible," that ain't it... but yeah. Immersion in this freaked-out scenario's claimed him, akin to Davy Jones' locker. Damn it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-02 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	When ye writeth concerning mine self, it might suitest tha' to remember that I be reading constant and voracious-like. I be far from blind to thine mocking and irreverent vocalizations. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-03 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for the 4-1-1, Wikipedia. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-03 01:46 am UTC (link)
	The basics I got. The details, I'm a little sketchy on. My first thought was 'stupid', but 'persuasion' and 'manipulation' crossed my mind too. Whatever the fucking word was, either way, he sounds like a douche. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-03 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	What soundeth that like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, matey, record your voice, play it back, and then you'll know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I hath done so. It soundeth naught different than it ever did... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well, then, in that case, you've always sounded like a douche. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I hath found an apt recording... [audio recording] what sounds like something being flushed through [/audio recording] That soundeth not like mine voice. [audio recording] I speaketh thus... [/audio recording] And a douche soundeth thus: [audio recording] the same sound of something being flushed through [/audio recording] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 02:23 am UTC (link)
	That's talent, Mr. L. I didn't know pirates had audio technology. How'd you do it!? You sound like Mello, by the way. Your princess would be dry-heaving if she knew. SHOULD I FORWARD THIS TO HER? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Thankst tha'. Mine journal hath not changed... I careth not... why would she? It simply be a realistic recording, to proveth to tha' that human voices sound never as what tha' hath compareth mine to... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I dunno, I thought the fact that I of all people'd be talking to her would be upsetting, darling. I'll go talk to her, then. I'm sure she misses me lots ♥. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	The fact that tha' evadeth mine irrefutable proof maketh it not irrelevant. Tha' willst do no such thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	TOO LATE! Grin (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Tha' remindest me of Mello, except for tha' deservest to die, whereas he hath some part yet to play. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	You and Mello know each other real fucking well, don't you. You're defending the guy who cheered me on into capturing your girlfriend? And, pfft, Mello can't hold a candle to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-08-04 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	I knoweth nothing of that. He hath not known that she be that way inclined, towards me. I be uncertain, how to approach my level of disapproval concerning him. If he were to try, I would hopeth that he first douse tha' in oil. Tha' will light quicker, that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Psh, inclined or not, he was just so tickled I was out for a fight. My little sidekick~ Don't hurt him or I'll kill you. ♥ Wow, you and everyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	schroedinger 2008-08-02 01:39 am UTC (link)
	:D Good to know that I'm not the only one not talking like a pirate. ~~Tempting, buuuut. No.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-02 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, some people've already jumped ship in that department. Makes 'em sound like a fucking bunch of idiots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schroedinger 2008-08-04 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Vell, ve can agree in that department, ja? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well, now, we most certainly can~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firstofsix 2008-08-04 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Glad to hear you had a full day, Sally. I would love to hear the details. Things have been far too boring around here without you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'd sure love to share it with you. Everyone else is sassing me, it seems~ What details you wanna know, cap'n? I wish the feeling was mutual. Honestly, Niflheim is a touch much for me. Miscreants and scoundrels. You understand~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-04 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Don't mind them, they're just jealous. What exactly did you do to her? You sure seem to have stirred up Asgard. Oh yes, I understand. We wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-04 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Asgard gets stirred up if a fly lands in someone's coffee. I just shot her, yaknow? Pretty straightforward. Tossed her around, roughed her up. I like to keep things simple. You shoulda seen her cry, though~ Yeah, well, hard to do a job right when everyone else is up in your business, touching privates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-05 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, sounds like I missed out on the party. Simple is better. Awww, Muffin! Is somebody sexually harassing you? Maybe you just have a magnetic personality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-05 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there's plenty to go around, so don't go drowning your sorrows. Nope~! It's just a saying, sugarpie. As for my personality. Yeah, I attract a whole buncha dead bodies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-06 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I knew you would be willing to share. I bet your mommy would be proud! Better dead than dull~! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-06 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I know she woulda been! That's my mama! grin Dull people make for dull executions, this is true. And all the interesting people are on the other side of the sea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-08 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you were just the sweetest child a mother could ask for. ♥ Well then, we'll have to wait for this even to end, and enjoy it in the meantime. Aye, there will always be time t' keel haul some Asgardians after we hunt fer treasure. Hell, we could even make some poor sod walk the plank. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-09 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I was! My mama was blessed. Mmmm, a poor sod, aye? C'n see that working in our favor - they've got pleny-a-those over there. Wonder if we could get one on the island by his or her lonesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-09 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see why not! Shouldn't be hard t' do, there are plenty of chum-brained scalawags t' go around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-08-09 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, all it takes is a little pizazz. Light a fire under their asses. Innit grand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2008-08-10 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed it is, Sally. (Reply to this) (Parent)