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Tweak says, "ROMANI ITE DOMUM!"

Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-04-28 13:10:00

Current mood:	irritated
Entry tags:	introduction

You've Got To Be Joking
....Well, fuck.

I got called here on good behavior (if you call shooting a pregnant woman 'good behavior', heh). And I figured, "Damn, musta done something right."

But this...?

This is bullshit. I make a deal with Lucifer and he gives me the pussy room?? And apparently I'm sharing it with a pussy, too. What's her name - Emerald? If she goes anywhere near my guns - if she gets anything on them - she won't be making it to bed tonight. Damn. I've already put shelves on the far wall to host my collection of babies (couldn't come out here without 'em, eh?). Two under my pillow, bazooka under the bed...it almost feels like home.

I pushed the vanity over to Pussy's side of the room. Maybe I'll use it for target practice later. Who else is here in this house, huh? Did I draw the short straw, or did Lucifer screw us all over? I personally intend to fix this.

...We got any red paint around here?

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	lady_serpent 2008-04-28 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Here's your pussy, dah'ling~ You must be Sal. I totally agree about the room, though. pouts And what's this about not making it to bed tonight? I wouldn't swipe a fellow hunter's toys. slow smile You want red? Quite an excellant choice~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

rascal_phoenix
2008-04-28 11:24 pm UTC (link)

And you're obviously Emerald. (*Turns around and waves*) Obviously less inclined to get upset, too, as you aren't threatening to bite my tits off.

Toys, babycakes? These are so much more than toys...

Red, baby, red.... Wasn't there a Bloodmire out back? You up for a little trip, Pussy?

~

AN: I think sometimes we forget they're typing to each other, but are in the same room XXXXD.

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	lady_serpent 2008-04-29 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes, m'dear. (waves and blows a kiss back) While I'm sure you have delicious tits, I promise I'm not always in attack mode~ Oooh, I see. You have very lovely weapons of mass destruction. admiringly Off limits, I know~ I do believe I am. This ought to be fun~ ~ AN: Yeah, it's funny. XD Shall I start this infamous thread, dear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I'll bet when you're not in attack mode, you're in on your back and moaning mode... Good girl. Then let's get going, shall we...? ~ AN: XD. Yes, please! =D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-29 02:16 am UTC (link)
	wiggles eyebrows What makes you think that I'm not the one on top~? Yes, indeed~ ~ Sorry I'm taking so long, I've been trying to reply to everything. XD Busy evening! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
	If you were, the person below you'd do well to be blind, eh? I'll insult you later. Now get off so we can go. ~ AN: No prob! I'm going out of my mind making sure my characters stay on top of their game (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Well well. You are quite the feisty one are you not? I find that commendable in a person... My name is Una. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 01:17 am UTC (link)
	'Commendable', huh? Didn't realize this was a popularity contest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear thing. Everything is a popularity contest...Don't forget that. I like you though. I think we should be friends. Now...what was your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
	So I take it Lucifer snagged you from some sort of pageant? Miss America, I take it? Wonderbread, I don't make 'friends's so easy. I'm Sal and you can pace yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
	(AN: Was not finished! XD) It's a fine pleasure meeting you, too, sweetie pie. But don't go getting cozy, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I believe we should get rather cozy though dear. I do I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Alright, and why me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Dear. What is a Miss America pageant? I have never heard of such a thing... I am from Ireland. And trust me...There is more to me than meets the eye my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Even Ireland has fucking pageants, woman! More thn meets the eye? What, are you secretly a Transformer? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1st_lord 2008-04-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
	AAA~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Can I offer you a kleenex...? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	midnight_prince 2008-04-29 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Pussy? ...nevermind. I wonder, why so many weapons? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Pussy. Like a kitten, only not. And why the hell not? And who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-04-29 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I... see. cracks a smile I'm Carrion, Christopher Carrion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Carrion, Christopher Carrion, you sound like a dirty bastard - what's your favorite form of torture? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-04-30 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm, that would probably be... scaring people to death by using my pets to feed off their nightmares. Almost as satisfying as strangling someone's neck with my own hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-30 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Never heard that one before. Is it like some kinda delicacy for you? And, c'mon, nothing beats getting your hands all dirty... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-05-01 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing sweeter than the taste of terror. chuckles Oh, out of the many ways to murder, that way is most true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-01 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't much different than fine dining. You sound like a swell guy, Carrion, Christopher Carrion. I might even grow to respect you at some point or another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-05-02 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Same to you, Sal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	human_body 2008-05-01 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Even my room ain't as bad as yours. Shit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-02 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, pal, it's all gonna change very soon. Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yagami_light 2008-05-06 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it would seem I'm late responding as I just now decided to check everyone else's journals. Hello, my name is Yagami Light (or Kira, as some people call me), pleased to meet you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	The problem is there's too many people. We should take care of that, shouldn't we? And - pleased to meet me? You won't be for long. Good luck with that. (Reply to this) (Parent)