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Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote,
@ 2008-05-06 12:59:00

Current location:	Bedroom
Current mood:	bitchy
Entry tags:	an, emerald, general

The Words On My Tongue Are 10,000 Years Old
Hn.

I feel like I've joined the fucking circus. Robots, witches, mummies, demons, and the Prince of Darkness. All we need now is the Bearded Lady.

So - Emerald and I did up our room. Don't know why I never thought of it before back in NYC. Woulda made headlines for sure. But I guess I'm cool with slobbering entrails all over the vanity. Maybe I'll even use the leftovers as presents in everyone else's rooms...

Ain't I a dish?

With that being said, I've been watching all those little Asgard punks across the way. What a delicious confection of pathetic shits. Not to say Niflheim's got it any better. We fucking have people questioning why they're here. Hey, you've been hand picked by Lucifer herself - just fucking enjoy the ride. Whiny sods...

Anyway, back to Asgard - I ain't been posting much, but I've been watching. Oh, I've been watching lots. I feel the winds of change are coming, and I'm riding 'em. I'm riding 'em straight into your backyard.

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AN: Holy crap! You people sure are active! I've been busy - finals and such - so I may not have my characters post very often on everyone's journals, but I am reading them! So I don't mean to offend if my characters are not as chatty as they should be.

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	lady_serpent 2008-05-07 01:00 am UTC (link)
	It was truly a pleasure, Dah'ling. Tch, for sure the Asgards are certainly a... live bunch. For now. winks (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	As pleasurable as it can be with your panties on, eh, sweetcheeks? 'For now'... ain't that the truth and a half? Already got my eye on some special ones... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	If one of those happens to be Alice Elliot I want in on whatever carnage you have planned for that bitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, sweetheart. I don't do 'teamwork'. You can fuck her up yourself all you like. I got my eye on another little friend. Besides, after what I've seen, I don't think you're worth the partnership. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	shrug Suite yourself. ~~Though I am curious about what you've "seen" considering we haven't even met, and the only thing I've posted to our comm. network was a whole six words long.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I do. And, darling, drunk (hell, even tipsy) is not a good look for you. In fact, it's downright ugly. ~ AN: I want you to know, I always personally feel terrible when Sal posts mean things! D= (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well it's a good thing I'm not trying to win any pageants, isn't it? Though I am thinking about going in for Miss Terribly-Fucked-Up-Alternate-Universe. What do yo think? And I'm hurt, truly hurt that you saw us and did not stop in to say hi. That's just down right misanthropic right there. (ooc: No offense taken. I always love sparring.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	If I had a tiara, I'd give it to you right now. Sorry, wasn't aiming to be a crowd-pleaser. Cox seems more up to the challenge, though, so don't complain too badly. ~ AN: Cool! Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not one for rhinestones, really. But if it happened to be made from the ground bits of human baby skulls, we might have something there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Is this a habit of yours, writing bad poetry and then trying to cover it by trying to sound bad-ass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	At least I am capable of expressing myself through means other than snark. You should try it some time. Quite liberating. And I do actually happen to think that babies are quite tasty. I'm not on this side for nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	(ooc: This conversation is really starting to crack me up ^_^) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	You make it sound like all I do is talk, babycakes. You should try wising up at some point, too - talk about liberating. Coulda fooled me. What kinda tricks you got, eh? Anything viable? ~ AN: I chuckle all the way through my posts. Thank you for helping me get Sal out of PG mode! I see great tiffs in their futures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-08 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Buaha. Don't talk to me about being wise, kid. Viable tricks I've got plenty of ^_~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-08 02:03 am UTC (link)
	'Kid', eh? I take it you're old then. And on that note, wisdom comes from experience, not age, hag. Wow. Yeah. Totally convinced me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-05-08 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Older than you can probably imagine, and I have managed to survive through plenty of experiences. And that I'm aware of I'm under no obligation to convince you of anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'd ask you to divulge, but I don't have years to listen. I'm aware, too, darling, but there's no need to get defensive. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-07 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Showing death who's boss is always as pleasurable~ Oooh, good luck with those 'special someones.' Methinks I'll hold down for now, watch them more... if there's actually anything TO watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, there's more to do than just watching them. There's more of them than there are us. That's not fair...don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-07 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	No, not fair at all~ Hmmm. giggles Something should be done about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-08 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Hehe, my point exactly. Find a pet, play with it. Otherwise, we might as well be back where we came from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-08 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Actually, one of them did catch my eye. Very yummy this one~ [Private to Sal and Emerald] One who seems to have disappeared for now. sigh That Nix-merman-human-creature-dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-08 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, can't resist the yummy. {private} ...They got a merman? How you supposed to sex up a guy with fins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-09 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	{private} ...That IS a good question. Well~, the least I can do is get to know him, find his kinks, his weaknesses~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	{private} Good luck with that, pussycat. This'd be like me shooting ghosts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-10 12:16 am UTC (link)
	{private} Oh so little faith in me? He's totally mine, I can feel it. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
	{private} I'm sure that's not they only thing you're feeling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-10 12:37 am UTC (link)
	{private} Oh, how could you know! I've been feeling it for the past five minutes under the covers~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-10 01:21 am UTC (link)
	{private} turns around For the love of Satan's pubic hair, woman! Is that why you've been making all them noises!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-10 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	{private} Maybe~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	strix 2008-05-07 07:20 am UTC (link)
	(ooc: Sorry we be postin like rabbits. I'm sort of a crackhead it comes to rpgs X D) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-07 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	AN: No prob, it's all good! XD I just don't want everyone to think that because I don't post as often, I don't care. Which I do! I do very much. =D) (Reply to this) (Parent)