You've Got To Be Joking
....Well, fuck.
I got called here on good behavior (if you call shooting a pregnant woman 'good behavior', heh). And I figured, "Damn, musta done something right."
But this...?
This is bullshit. I make a deal with Lucifer and he gives me the pussy room?? And apparently I'm sharing it with a pussy, too. What's her name - Emerald? If she goes anywhere near my guns - if she gets anything on them - she won't be making it to bed tonight. Damn. I've already put shelves on the far wall to host my collection of babies (couldn't come out here without 'em, eh?). Two under my pillow, bazooka under the bed...it almost feels like home.
I pushed the vanity over to Pussy's side of the room. Maybe I'll use it for target practice later. Who else is here in this house, huh? Did I draw the short straw, or did Lucifer screw us all over? I personally intend to fix this.
...We got any red paint around here?
I got called here on good behavior (if you call shooting a pregnant woman 'good behavior', heh). And I figured, "Damn, musta done something right."
But this...?
This is bullshit. I make a deal with Lucifer and he gives me the pussy room?? And apparently I'm sharing it with a pussy, too. What's her name - Emerald? If she goes anywhere near my guns - if she gets anything on them - she won't be making it to bed tonight. Damn. I've already put shelves on the far wall to host my collection of babies (couldn't come out here without 'em, eh?). Two under my pillow, bazooka under the bed...it almost feels like home.
I pushed the vanity over to Pussy's side of the room. Maybe I'll use it for target practice later. Who else is here in this house, huh? Did I draw the short straw, or did Lucifer screw us all over? I personally intend to fix this.
...We got any red paint around here?
irritated